Black Chyna, Rob Kardashian & the WHOLE Kardashian-Jenner Klan
My wish for 2017 is for this WHOLE family and EVERYONE associated with them to be left in 2016. We have had enough of their shenanigans in 2016 to last a lifetime. I still am stretching my brain and trying to figure out how a family that has no talent and is not even particularly interesting has been a ‘hot topic’ since their TV debut. They don’t need to come up with any more stupid projects or create another talk show to get canceled or sleep with any more black guys. They just need to go away!
The Brandy & Monica Feud
This feud should have actually been left 1998, but I guess Brandy didn’t get that memo. For some reason, Brandy has been extra stank towards Monica this year and it’s very unbecoming. Brandy is a superstar, she has no reason to be throwing shade in Instagram captions over a fight that happened almost 20 years ago.
Stan Wars are one of THE most annoying parts of social media. It’s one thing to praise your favorite artist, but bashing other people for like an artist is absolutely ridiculous. Especially if you’re over the age of 16.
Love & Hip-Hop
I just don’t get the appeal of this show. It’s maybe the most manufactured ‘reality’ show on television. Plus these franchises have given a platform to some of the most ignorant and insensible types of people in society.
I tried with Azealia Banks. Her music is decent and I think that she is talented, but she is so damn annoying. Literally, almost everything she says is annoying and/or wrong. At this point her career is pretty much over, I don’t foresee any type of redemption in her future. Because irritating is one of her personality traits so she’s never going to stop being that.
Stop looking at every picture of something ‘nice’ on social media and making it a damn goal. The luxury of social media is that people can choose how they are seen by the people who follow them. They aren’t going to post all the bills they have or how bad their credit it. #couplegoals are the most ridiculous of them all. Everything that glitters ain’t gold.
Juju On That Beat
We have Juju’d on every beat all of 2016. Let’s move on.
Slang Used In The Wrong Context
If you’re going to use a term from a culture that isn’t yours the least you could do is research how to use it. Urban Dictionary is your friend.
Samsung V. iPhone
The jokes are old and tired. Grown people telling other grown people that they are “trash” because they chose a certain brand of phone is stupid. Worry about your own phone.
Slim Tea/Waste Trainers/Balding Products
In 2017, I am unfollowing anyone who sells any of these products. I’m tired of people scamming on my timeline.
His supporters can stay in 2016 too.